Arr! It’s Hat Day at school.
Mrknittle: I beat the race, man! My swimming sperm fucked my egg up.
Sitsinwindows: I haven’t cried yet but it may happen!
heylookitsjon said: Holy beard batman
"Baby, you’re worth it!" - Beard flows in the wind of a Loreal commercial.
luanneclatterbuck said: Booo.
I knoooooow. I’m glad I didn’t say anything though. The guy was getting into digging-his-own-grave territory. Also I could tell the moms were about sick of his rear and his gospel clogging up the McDonalds.
Hey! Thank you! You’re not so bad yourself!
Just spent the morning getting gay bashed at McDonalds because of how Kentucky now recognizes married couples from other states as spouses.
It was nice being looked in the eyes and told I don’t have a right to live. Again.
It was nice. It was healthy.